Gimme More: Britney Spears In Various States of Semi-Dress

Guess what happened? Guess! Just guess. Bet you can't guess. Bet you bet you bet you. Okay okay okay, we're so excited, we'll just go ahead and tell you! BRITNEY SPEARS DID SOME STUFF! At this point, writing a Britney Spears story is like writing a Choose Your Own Adventure or perhaps a Mad Lib.

Britney Spears left (name of L.A. hotel) on (day of week), and proceeded to drag her (adjective) (body part) to (name of coffee chain) for a (noun)acchino. While exiting her (name of car), she spread her (body part) and flashed her (body part). Her weave looked (adverb) (adjective). That Britney, she's so (adjective)!

After the cut, we put our Mad Lib to use and show you Brit's various sundry naked squishy pieces.

1. Britney Spears left The Peninsula on Monday, and proceeded to drag her crusty cooter to Dunkin' D's for a colostomy bagacchino. While exiting her Audi, she spread her pancreas and flashed her nip. Her weave looked astoundingly ursine. That Britney, she's so dipshittical!

2. Britney Spears left the Beverly Hilton on Tuesday, and proceeded to drag her magnanimous femur to Coffee Bean for a goatacchino. While exiting her Bentley, she spread her gams and flashed her poonanny. Her weave looked indubitably delicious. That Britney, she's so crumbelievable!

3. Britney Spears left the Route 44 Inn on the Sabbath, and proceeded to drag her distended tympanum to Bucky's for a bidetacchino. While exiting her Le Car, she spread her amygdala and flashed her prehensile tail. Her weave looked nutritiously gummy. That Britney, she's so molten!