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Finally, a Different Pair of Sore, Puffy Britney Lips

britney_spears_lips.jpgWe're used to seeing Britney Spears with lots of random chemical-filled food residue clinging to the area around her mouth, but Britney with random chemical residue injected INSIDE her mouth? Now that's news! She allegedly got her cakehole augmented while visiting a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon on Thursday. ASL quotes a source as saying:

"Brit hoped her new lips would improve her look without being really obvious to anyone. But onlookers literally stood opened mouthed when they saw her. She looked freaky."

And that's different from every other sighting of Britney Spears how, exactly? After seeing her in ripped garments, stained garments, backwards garments, pillowcases, brown weaves, Barbie weaves, pink wigs, bald head, bald beav, etc., a fat lip most likely isn't so remarkable. The only weird part here is that she chose to improve her mouth over, say, not putting her wig on backwards. Or possibly shopping somewhere other than the bargain basement of Wet Seal. Or bathing. A wise man once said "you can't polish a turd", and the same holds true here. Only you can't increase the lip size of a turd. Well, actually, we guess you can.

Britney shows it off at MrSkin.com.

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