Remember that scene in Carrie where Sissy Spacek gets her menses and all the girls in the locker room pelt her with feminine sanitary products and chant "plug it up, plug it up!"? Well, honestly, someone needs to do that to Britney Spears. First, she appeared in public doing the upskirt thing plus blood minus tampon, then she took to the stage and wagged her Tampax string in front of an adoring crowd like she was a Persian cat flipping her beautiful tail. And now, she's marking her territory, kind of. Take it away, Page Six:
Britney Spears has cleaned up her act ó but sheís still kind of a mess. The pop tart took time off from her ìCircusî tour to do an Elle magazine shoot, our spy says, and it was a disaster.
ìThey dressed her in all these beautiful couture clothes ó and, well, letís just say she forgot what time of the month it was. It wasnít pretty.î
Has she never read Are You There God, It's Me Margaret? Eleven year olds have a better grasp of feminine hygiene than Britney. If you stand a foot away from Old Faithful, you have less of a chance getting drenched than standing next to Britney Spears at the end of her monthly cycle.
