Britney Spears Just Now Realizing KFed Is Fat Loser

For too long we've been thinking of Britney Spears as a sad little Rapunzel, locked away on her tour bus, her daddy only letting her out to rake in fat wads of cash on tour dates. And that's kind of depressing. Daddy probably takes away all of her junk food too, so that when she's tucked away at the back of the bus with only The Truth About Diamonds and a Nintendo DS to keep her company and she has a snack craving, she probably has to draw a 3 Muskateers wrapper on her rice cake with a Sharpie in hopes that it will fool her feeble little brain into tasting delicious whipped chocolate filling. So it's nice to think of Brit for once having some fun. Especially when that fun involves her pointing at laughing at K-Fat. Our favorite fake news source, The National Enquirer, says Kevin Federline has ballooned from 150 pounds to 235 pounds (via Celebitchy):

ìSheíll ask him, ëWhen is the baby due?íî revealed a source.

Kevin, who cares for their two boys, isnít working and rarely exercises – which infuriates the sexy entertainer. ìBritney called him ëa fat housewife,í and he just laughed, said the source. ìHe says heís gained weight because he is happy and content, but Britney says he is just fat and lazyÖ

ìBritney insisted he go on a diet and stop showing their kids itís OK to be fat and sloppy,î said the sourceÖ

ìKevin was more than irritated by Britneyís diet demand, but heís going along with it for nowÖ

ìKevin says he doesnít have to worry about his looks,î said the source, ìbecause women still love him.î

The piece also claims that Britney calls Kevin K-Fatter-line, which, frankly, is quite witty, considering the source. We imagine that Brit's humor level doesn't go beyond announcing, "I farted," and giggling uncontrollably.