Britney Spears and Madonna To Get Sticky & Sweet

There are some dreams that just won't die. And Madonna and Britney Spears slamming clams is one of them. Every couple of months there's a new sensational story claiming that any moment now the world's two favorite flaxen pop stars will be once again cramming their tongues down each other's throats. For a couple days now we've been hearing rumblings about Brit filming a video to be part of Madge's Sticky & Sweet tour (perhaps you've heard about the tour; it's gotten a little bit of press thanks to those unfortunate incidents involving Madonna, divorce, A-Rod, and her brother's tell-all. What a timely coincidence). And now The Sun has the supposed details:

The pair’s sexy shenanigans will be broadcast to the crowd on Madge’s upcoming world tour via 20ft screens.

They will perform a mash-up of Madge track Beat Goes On and Britney’s Piece Of Me, while they are unwrapped from costumes that can only be described as bondage mummy.

The pop duo will be wrapped in BANDAGES which will then be unravelled by leather thong-clad male dancers in scenes that would put even RUSSELL BRAND’s moral compass in a spin.

An on-set source revealed: “It’s absolutely classic Madonna. Probably the raunchiest stuff she has ever done. It leaves nothing to the imagination and will be very controversial.

“Britney and Madonna are unwrapped like mummies, to appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots.

“They then dance closely together, pressing their hands and bodies together.

“There will be big rows over whether it is sexy, shocking or both.”

Britney has been filming scenes at a Hollywood studio and was snapped leaving a nearby hair salon looking more spruced up than she has for ages.

We don't think Madonna has all that much raunch left in her. She's a month away from fifty. Sure, she's still hot and well preserved by space-age substances, but she's pretty much a granny. Maybe her new "raunchy" phase will include embroidering Kleenex cozies with cock and balls.


Madonna. Naked. MrSkin.com. Go.

And they've got vintage Brit too.