There are some dreams that just won't die. And Madonna and Britney Spears slamming clams is one of them. Every couple of months there's a new sensational story claiming that any moment now the world's two favorite flaxen pop stars will be once again cramming their tongues down each other's throats. For a couple days now we've been hearing rumblings about Brit filming a video to be part of Madge's Sticky & Sweet tour (perhaps you've heard about the tour; it's gotten a little bit of press thanks to those unfortunate incidents involving Madonna, divorce, A-Rod, and her brother's tell-all. What a timely coincidence). And now The Sun has the supposed details:
The pairís sexy shenanigans will be broadcast to the crowd on Madgeís upcoming world tour via 20ft screens.They will perform a mash-up of Madge track Beat Goes On and Britneyís Piece Of Me, while they are unwrapped from costumes that can only be described as bondage mummy.
The pop duo will be wrapped in BANDAGES which will then be unravelled by leather thong-clad male dancers in scenes that would put even RUSSELL BRANDís moral compass in a spin.
An on-set source revealed: ìItís absolutely classic Madonna. Probably the raunchiest stuff she has ever done. It leaves nothing to the imagination and will be very controversial.
ìBritney and Madonna are unwrapped like mummies, to appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots.
ìThey then dance closely together, pressing their hands and bodies together.
ìThere will be big rows over whether it is sexy, shocking or both.î
Britney has been filming scenes at a Hollywood studio and was snapped leaving a nearby hair salon looking more spruced up than she has for ages.
We don't think Madonna has all that much raunch left in her. She's a month away from fifty. Sure, she's still hot and well preserved by space-age substances, but she's pretty much a granny. Maybe her new "raunchy" phase will include embroidering Kleenex cozies with cock and balls.
Madonna. Naked. MrSkin.com. Go.
And they've got vintage Brit too.
3 Comments
This will be about as exciting as watching the kid on "Little People,Big World" play midget soccer.
Puhleeeeeeeeeeze, who cares about Madonna? She hasn't done a thing in about 25 years. The press must be 50 year old men who don't get out to keep falling for the media whore's nonsense. Oooooh, Madonna is SHOCKING!! ZZZZZZZ
As long as Madonna keeps making albums, the media will keep shoving her down everyone's throats — no pun intended.
The media needs people like Madonna to keep them in business. The whole bullcrap soap opera with A-rod was probably a none-too-subtle publicity stunt. She is getting ready for another tour and album now, so what better time than the present? Seems kind of convenient. I mean, do you really think the media would stop to do a news story every time Madonna came onto someone?
Again, no pun intended.