Generally stage moms/dads are desperate. If their kid isn't making it, they'll try anything that's working for other kids. Your kid lost a part to a little girl with curls? Off to the salon! Some ho with a wonky eye is making millions just showing up at parties? A good hard punch every week or so can make your kid look just like her! We think this is the approach Jamie Spears is taking. Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers are making a killing with their Jesus-y ways, and Britney used to pull in bank when she was all "I'm a virgin, yay God!" So naturally Jamie wants Brit to put in some face time with her neglected Bible. The gossip serpent in our Garden of Eden, FemaleFirst, reports:
Britney Spears has been ordered to read the Bible for an hour a day.The 'Womanizer' singer's father Jamie – who as co-conservator of her estate has full control of Britney's affairs – has issued the star with a string of rules to ensure she doesn't go off the rails on her 'The Circus Starring Britney Spears' tour.
A source said: "Jamie is determined nothing can go wrong with Britney's comeback. He's making sure she reads the Bible for at least an hour during her quiet time before she goes on stage and has banned her from using the internet. He is even monitoring what she eats by insisting on none of her beloved junk food on the rider.
"He's stopping her from leaving her hotel unless accompanied by a security guard and even though she gets on much better with her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, she isn't allowed to speak to him without Jamie or her manager there."
Those are all pretty good, responsible rules, Jamie, but didn't you forget one? Like, Britney may not leave the house unless her pussy is properly covered? Don't you think that might be an important one, considering our subject here? After the cut, see Britney Spears's pussy hanging out. Again.
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