We've slowed down a little in our Britney Spears reportage of late, because if we wanted to see C-section scars hanging out of trashy lace lingerie and polyester belly shirts from Rainbow we'd visit our mom. But today's Britney story involves her partaking in all-girl orgies. And the only way we're not going to get excited about an all-girl orgy is if it involves the cast of The Golden Girls. Actually, Rue McClanahan and Betty White we'd be into.
In Touch Weekly reports:
Britney Spears has been telling everyone whoíll listen how much she is enjoying the single life since her November split from Kevin Federline, but insiders tell In Touch exclusively that the mother of two has been living a secret life of wild sex long before her marriage ended. Rap music producer Omar ìIcemanî Sharif, who is a friend of Kevinís, tells In Touch, ìBritney was into threesomes and girls.î He says Britney would often invite a bunch of girlfriends over to the coupleís house to party.An insider who knows the couple well says that over the course of a night, Britney would often disappear into a bedroom with her girlfriends. ìSometimes it was three girls, and sometimes there were more like six,î the insider says. ìI heard about her being with girls at least 20 times while they were married.î
A friend says that Kevin plans to use tales of Britneyís secret sexual exploits and drug use in his battle for custody of their sons, Sean Preston, 17 months, and Jayden, 5 months. ìShe has told Kevin more than once that she is sexually attracted to women and men equally,î says the pal. ìHe wants to show that sheís not such an angel after all.î
We're going to overlook the humor in In Touch's source being Omar "Iceman" Sharif (Who's next in the rap world? Laurence "Hot Dawg" Olivier? John "Dwayne" Wayne?) and just let you luxuriate in the idea of Britney, all sweaty and giggly and filled with a potent mix of Red Bull, tequila, and Champale, locked in a room with six girls while Kevin wags his tail outside, whining, "C'mon, Brit, why can't I join in? Will you at least let me watch? Pleeeease?"
And to further fuel your long-suppressed Britney fantasies, we'll throw in this little story of Brit and her g-f's from Page Six:
The pop tart was spotted in the bathroom of the Carlyle Hotel on Friday about 11 p.m., primping with friends in front of the mirror. Our spy overheard Spears complain, "Y'all, I feel old! I'm 24, y'all. I feel old." She was wearing "a red tank minidress, no bra, and huge platform shoes" and had "nappy hair extensions." Spears asked our tipsters, "What should we do in New York? This place [the Carlyle] feels old."
We know you've been a little busy lately, Brit, what with all the take-your-kid-to-the-sex-shop outings and whatnot, so maybe you've lost track of time, but you turned 25 over two months ago.
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