We kick off unofficial Britney Spears Overload Day with a tale of giggly Truth or Dare gone lez. According to our gossip prom chaperone, FemaleFirst, Brit played a secret-spilling game with some friends and revealed that she would like to pound gorditas with bulbous-assed tinkle receptacle Kim Kardashian. A source quoted Britney as saying:
"I really love Kim's butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real woman. She is a real horny beast."
Well, she's got the "beast" part right, ho ho. The source continued, laughing,
"She was so graphic. It's funny to hear America's pop darling get so dirty."
Uhhhhh. While it's true that we've been in a K-hole for the last 8 months or so, we're pretty sure that "Britney Spears" and "America's darling" haven't been uttered near each other since possibly 2000. "Dirty"? This is a woman who has spent the greater part of the 2006-2007 fiscal year with her vagina visibly spread, inviting God and everybody to gaze deeply into her cervix.
Britney shows it off at MrSkin.com.
