Britney Spears To Show Her Pussycat. No, Britney Spears To STAR IN Pussycat.

By our count, Britney Spears should have starred in roughly 3,084 movies since Crossroads. Every month or two there's a new report about how Brit's in talks to star in a new outrageous film that will completely resurrect her career and make the whole world see her as a serious actress and responsible human being. Yet the only feature-length appearance the girl's made since 2002 was as the voice of a reindeer in a made-for-TV Christmas movie. So here's another pipe dream that will never happen. Only this time Brit will be a naked lesbian, so it's sexy! According to our own personal Russ Meyer, FemaleFirst:

Britney Spears is set to play a killer lesbian stripper in Quentin Tarantino's next movie.

The troubled singer is Tarantino's first choice to play a deranged dancer called Varla in the remake of 1965 cult film 'Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!'.

A movie insider said: "Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant.

"Britney is delighted, she thinks it could turn her career and her life around. A successful film could help her get out of her current nightmare.

"It is perfect Tarantino material. He wanted to get Britney first. She's playing the most important character."

In the film, Varla - who was originally played by Tura Satana - leads a trio of violent strippers and kills a man with her bare hands.

Tarantino is now trying to persuade two other leading Hollywood beauties to sign up.

Yeah, we totally believe this story. And then right after she's done filming the Faster Pussycat remake, she's also going to remake every Jenna Jameson movie and then reenact the Houston 500.


If Britney Spears does play a nude lesbian in a film, you'll see it at MrSkin.com. Until then, see her get sexy.

Related Topics: Britney Spears, Quentin Tarantino, movies

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