A few weeks back, we received an issue of US Weekly in the mail that featured two delightful little sandy-haired moppets frolicking in what appeared to be a suburban yard. Over their smiling, innocent faces read the glaring words THE LITTLEST VICTIMS. Today, Page Six elaborates on the victimization of Britney's wombmates, wee Sean Preston and eensy Jayden James:
Britney Spearsí visits with her kids have been emotional for the whole family. Sean Preston has been sleeping in the same room as father Kevin Federline lately because heís been having nightmares.
According to insiders, Preston, 2, also cried for his dad at first when Britney picked them up, but Kevin soothed him and he settled down.
ìJamie told Kevin that Britney handled the visit well. She actually did cry, but that was only because Sean cried when she took them from Kevin,î says the insider.
Well Christ, can you blame those little boys? Being the child of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline isn't exactly the stuff that dreams are made of. When it comes to the list of the most frequent nightmares experienced by toddlers, "having Britney Spears kiss me with Marlboro breath" is listed alongside "Pennywise from IT". Actually, Pennywise is the preferable dream. At least he'd give you a balloon instead of a half-sucked Tootsie Pop coated in dog hair and a case of chiggers.
