Another guy who's taken the guided tour of Britney Spears's lady chamber has started blabbing about the experience. We think it's advisable that Britney keep a few non-disclosure agreements in her pocket and hand them out to anyone she looks at/touches/fondles in the bushes/etc. It would make life a lot easier.
MSNBC reports on the utterly charming and pretty much completely forgotten J.R. Rotem:
Another day, another Britney Spears romance revealed. This one, however, didnít go the distance.
ìYes, Britney and I were dating, before the crotch-shot thing,î music producer J.R. Rotem revealed in the upcoming issue of Complex magazine. But Rotem ó who has worked with Paris Hilton, 50 Cent and Destinyís Child ó says their relationship now is mostly professional.
ìNow itís kind of rocky between us. Weíre working together still, but Iím not sure if I want to be tied down, period.î He then boasted of some of his other pairings, though he didnít say if they were personal or professional. ìBritney, Mya, Bai Ling, Hayden Panettiere, Meagan Good ó itís a pretty big list, and itís growing,î he said. ìBritney got me the furthest. She had something special.î
Let's break this down to get to the real meaning behind J.R.'s words. "Before the crotch-shot thing" means "I hit that shit before it was open twenty-four hours a day 'cause I've got standards." "It's kind of rocky between us" means "I keep on having to remind her that we fucked, 'cause she can't remember anything before last Tuesday." "I don't want to be tied down, period" means "Bitch is crazy, and my ride would look all jacked with umbrella dents in it, so I ain't goin' there." And if you can't tell that "It's a pretty big list, and it's growing" means that he's talking about his dick when he's near beautiful, famous women, then you should hurry along to your Bible study group, Marge.
Britney. Sexy. Pictures. MrSkin.com.
