We're pretty tacky, but even we can't make fun of a two-year-old having a seizure. We can't, but by God we're gonna die trying! Reports say that Britney Spears's youngest chitlin, Jayden James Federspears, suffered a nasty fit and was rushed to the emergency room in Lousiana. The Sun reports, in their very British way:
BRITNEY SPEARS rushed her two-year-old son to hospital after he suffered a suspected seizure yesterday. According to reports in the US, JAYDEN JAMES was taken to an emergency ward after lapsing into a ìvague and unresponsiveî state during a long-awaited family trip to the singerís hometown of Kentwood in Louisiana.
The entire Spears clan made the 25-mile dash to Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Centre, Mississippi, including sister JAMIE LYNN. Doctors were unable to pinpoint the problem straight away and kept the toddler in for overnight observation. Distraught Britney, 26, refused to leave his side and asked for a bed next to him in the ward.
Sources say chaos erupted when the toddler suffered a suspected seizure out of the blue, at about 3pm on Sunday. One said: ìOne minute Britney and her sons were relaxing and enjoying their first visit to Kentwood in months, and the next minute Jayden had fallen ill. He was vague and unresponsive so Britney dialled an ambulance. But she was told it would take half an hour to arrive, and she was best trying to get Jayden to the hospital herself.î
"Vague and unresponsive" doesn't sound so bad, especially when you take into account the fact that the kid has Federline blood running through his veins. In the Federworld, "vague and unresponsive" is "bright eyed and bushy-tailed", one step up from "wake and baked" and halfway to "trippin balls".
UPDATE: Dude just ate something gnarly. A statement on Brit-Brit's website says:
Jayden James Federline was admitted to the Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center on Sunday, November 9th. Doctors concluded he had a reaction to something he ingested. He is expected to be discharged tomorrow.î
So what did he eat? A candy dish full of cigarette butts? A 17-month-old Funyun he found under Granny Spears's couch? Some of Kevin's bling?
Britney shows it off at MrSkin.com.
