Your weekend: watching Law & Order: SVU reruns on USA; convincing yourself that twelve beers in a two-hour period is totally normal and healthy, as long as you eat a handful of pretzels for every bottle; going through your dirty clothes, turning all your underwear inside out, folding them, returning them to the underwear drawer for another laundromat-free week. Britney Spears's weekend: taking her new wig to the playground for a photo op (oh, and the one kid tagged along); possibly puking on her manffeur/boyfriend; spending $40,000 on a sex den in Las Vegas.
The ever-informative and cutting edge People brings us this tale and Britney and her, what?, third post-Federline boyfriend:
Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen have taken their hookup to new heights: a Fantasy Tower suite at The Palms in Las Vegas.Sources tell PEOPLE the couple stayed in the tower's $40,000-a-night, two-story Hugh Hefner Sky Villa on Saturday, where a Jacuzzi pool, a glass elevator, an 8-ft. rotating bed and a full bar are among the amenities.
"They seem very happy together," says a source who spotted the two, who started dating in the past month. Hotel officials had no comment.
But Brit's weekend wasn't all about trying to get off before the bed made her too dizzy; she snuck in a little time for one of her kids too.
But don't worry about the other one (CJ? Or RJ? Or something). The new chihuahua was home babysitting him. Just like in Peter Pan, y'all!
And then there was the alleged puking. X17 published some truly disgusting pictures of Isaac with what appeared to vom be all over his hands but was later proven to be just some fancy ass peanut butter. But don't blame Britney. When a girl runs out of Astroglide she has to improvise.
Find more pics of Brit and her favorite son at Flynet.
And mourn the sexier time in Britney's life at MrSkin.com.
