Every time we roll by our local DCFS outpost (looking for morally lax single moms, mostly) we wonder to ourselves, "What's Britney Spears up to at this very moment?" It just seems like a logical link. And TMZ tells us that at this very moment Brit is being investigated by DCFS (again), and Kevin may be the one who gave them the tip off. But what exactly are they investigating? There are just so many options, such as Brit's super nutritious ciggies-for-toddlers diet. Celebitchy tells us that Brit may be giving the kiddies even more grown-up treats:
MSNBC is reporting that the allegations that triggered the court hearing are that Spears has given/is giving alcohol to sons Sean Preston and Jayden James. These allegations go hand in hand with accusations that Spears keeps the boys up late – she is said to give them alcohol in their drinks so that theyíll be quiet and sleepy. MSNBC had a legal analyst (whose name I didnít get) who said that the white strips and the caffeine wonít hold any legal weight, at least in terms of abuse (though it might in terms of custody) but that giving babies alcohol is obviously ìa pretty serious charge.î
Giving a kid a little sip of Mommy's favorite juice every once in a while is really no big deal, but we have a feeling that Brit isn't filling sippy cups with one part Bartles & Jaymes and five parts apple juice. We're guessing Britney is more of a straight bourbon for the little ones type. And really we can't blame her reasoning. If Sean and JJ are as smart and sophisticated as Mommy (they even poop their pants less often), why can't they knock back a couple of shots and drag on a few smokes just like she does?
