"Parenting coach" seems like the easiest and funnest job in the world ("Baby goes in crib, not in freezer ice cube tray. Babies play with toys, not lit sticks of dynamite. Good job, ten billion spacebucks, please"). However, the one assigned to Britney Spears is less than psyched. According to US Weekly, a mysterious source says that the coach filed a "damning report":
ì[Spears, 25] paid her [monitor] no attention or respect at all, as if she were some employee whom she could blow off,î the source says.
ìBritneyís often distracted and in her own world when she has the kids [Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1] and has a hard time focusing,î the insider adds. ìShe is adamant that she doesnít have to listen to anybody ó that itís her way or the highway."
Parenting sessions had previously been at Spearsí residence, the source says, but the coach now wants meetings to take place at her office. ìShe doesnít want all the distractions, whether itís the paparazzi or whatever else is going on,î the source says.
Adds the source: ìBritney needs to focus on improving her parenting skills and prove that she really wants these kids.î
Christ on a crutch, she doesn't want the kids. We know it, you know it, the glamorous parenting coach knows it. Please just take the fucking kids and give them to someone who will actually care for them. Like a rail-riding hobo or a troll that lives under a bridge or a starving mountain lion.
Britney shows it off at MrSkin.com.
