If you've been thinking that while Britney Spears has been under a conservatorship she's been whiling away the hours in her bedroom reading Disney pop-up books and playing with her My Little Ponies, you're wrong. You've seen her cooter. And bitch is HUNGRY. Brit just has to wait until Daddy's back is turned to feed it a nice juicy penis. According to the New York Daily News:
When her daddyís away, Britney Spears plays … and how.The pop star found an on-tour playmate in a hunky 21-year-old backup dancer while father Jamie was tending to business in L.A. late this month. According to a well-placed tour source, Britneyís relationship with the hoofer was not that innocent.
ìBritney was a bad girl,î says our insider. ìLiterally as soon as her dad left, she started getting cozy with a dancer named Gio. It wasnít serious. They had a few romantic interludes, and she bought him a few things ó a pair of shoes and some clothes ó even though sheís on an allowance.î
But now that Jamieís back with the ìCircusî tour and casting a watchful eye over his daughter again, Britís romance has cooled. ìBritney was definitely getting jiggy there for a hot minute, but theyíve slowed down since Jamie got back in the picture,î says the insider. ìItís basically over now.î
"Britney was definitely getting jiggy there for a hot minute"? Ah, we get it. The NYDN just got confused. This story is actually about a tour Britney did in 1999. How else to explain such woefully out-of-date slang? Unless the source is actually our mom, which is pretty unlikely, as we think we would have heard if she was touring with Britney Spears.
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Is that the real one?