Britney Spears reportedly had a bunch of fat sucked out of her ass. Because girl just doesn't have the time to get on the treadmill every day. She'd have to cut her daily shopping time down to nine hours, and that is just not enough, y'all. The Daily Mail reports:
Britney Spears has had liposuction on her bottom and hips, it was claimed today.The 25-year-old was reportedly house hunting in Las Vegas at the weekend, but sources say she had some nip and tuck while there.
It's not the first time Britney has turned to cosmetic procedures in a desperate bid to improve her appearance – she had her pout plumped just last month.
It was also reported she had liposuction in Vegas last April, which the star denies.
We're guessing Britney's decision to get vacuumed out went something like this: Turns on TV. Gets caught up in human-interest story on really, really fluffy puppy on the news. Sees update on Donda West's death with description of liposuction procedure. Turns to paid assistant/son/puppy/Teddy Ruxpin doll she keeps on a living room chair and says, "I need to do that y'all. My butt is looking totally fat." She then turns the channel to AMC, where she catches the end of Thelma & Louise, and says, "That looks like fun. Let's go find a cliff and drive off it."
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Thats a guy with a girl's name right? Cause if that picture is of a girl…I'll have to edit my dictionary.