Aw, look, it's Britney! Hi, Britney! Man, it's been a while. Remember Britney? From the look of it, the Weaveulous One is in fine spirits, and her mental condition is obviously improving–instead of her usual practice of wandering around gas station bathrooms barefoot, where one can contract hookworms or step on broken glass or used syringes, she's wandering around the gym barefoot, where the worst that could happen is athelete's foot or plantar warts. Progress! Yeeeah! reports:
After [Britney's] shower in the spa at a Marina del Rey hotel, she wandered out to the gym in just a towel, giving gym-goers an eyeful as she helped herself to some cold water. Thankfully, the "Gimme More" singer wasnít having another chaotic episode – she was just relaxing after a grueling workout at the hotel [gym].
Please. The real reason was that Britney is dying to recapture the halcyon days of her youth by aping Miley Cyrus's escapades. "Lookit me, ya'll! I'm all walkin' around in just a sheet thingie too! Just like Hanner Montaner! Take my pitcher, Annie Leeba-witch!"
Britney shows it off at MrSkin.com.
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It's only an eyeful if she actually DROPPED the towel!