Britney Spears's Family Dedicated to Her Earning Potential Mental Recovery

You know what sounds like a super duper stupendous steller truly awesome idea? Britney Spears going on a world tour. And you know why that sounds like such an excellent idea? Because we are super mean and love pain and suffering. No, that's not true. We only wish the best for Britney; if we were talking about Paris Hilton, we'd be reveling in her pain and suffering. With Britney though, we just hope that the tour makes a stop in Alaska, where Britney will don a parka for the very first time in her life and she'll fall in love with the tundra and decide to move there and become a moose herder or something. Then maybe she'd find peace. But Ma and Pa Kettle, a.k.a. Brit's parents, think touring, a.k.a. probably the thing that made her crazy in the first place, would be perfect for Britney right now. According to Page Six:

IT looks like Britney Spears' family will do anything to get her away from her "friends" Sam Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib – including putting the pill-popping poptard on tour. The buzz at the Grammys was that Spears' newfound focus on her dancing is preparation for a world tour. Britney "will be leaving the country in the next few weeks," a source confided to Page Six. "She'll train in privacy for a month, then go on a global tour."

You know what else would be a really good idea? Have someone knock up Britney so she can go through postpartum depression again. That would be really helpful to her recovery.