Step right up and get your dose of Britney for the day. Here is the Lady Federspears herself, donning what appears to be a backwards coat made of crushed velvet and Nightmare Before Christmas-inspired visible stitching; a straitjacket for the fashion-conscious Victorian fop that dwells inside us all. Also noteworthy: the jacket reads "FUCK OFF LOVERBOY". Listen, Britney, we know that your "Gimme More" and your funky, funky weave appear to be tops in the gossip rags, but Mike Reno and the boys were kicking out the jams while you were still in short pants. Get Lucky cooks!
