Britney Spears Forgets She's Famous

We're celebrating today. Why, you ask? Did our labradoodle just get accepted into the Westminster dog show? Did we finally get that restraining order dropped? Nope. Megan Fox didn't make a single headline today. Yay! How will we mark this momentous occasion? By returning to the OG queen of overexposure (in every sense of the word), Britney Spears. She claims she's so ding-dang normal that she sometimes forgets she's famous. Gee, we forget that too. And then she's shows us her cooter, and it all comes back to us. Brit blubbered:

I don't look at myself as famous. That really freaks other celebrities out, because they do think of themselves as this goddess or this big celebrity, while I think of it as a job.

I'm still the same old silly Britney. I know I'm famous but I don't look at it like other people do. Sometimes it surprises me because I forget that I am famous. I do — I totally forget.

"I'm just reg'lar folk, ya'll. I pick my boogers. I spend a couple hours a day on the terlet. Sometimes when my daddy tells me to I go to work, where I try to pretend I sing pretty and can be glamorous. It's hard though. I'm not too good at it. I'd rather be watching Trick My Trucker, seriously y'all. That's show's good."