We understand that Britney has myriad problems, and they can't all be addressed at once. The most severe ones must be tackled first, in hopes that once she's free of foreign and possibly illegal substances and has stopped ralphing all over the bathroom three times a day the other issues might right themselves. But an addiction to goateed turdbags sure is hard to break.
The troubled pop star has hooked up with a musician she met in AA, and plans to move in with him once sheís out of rehab, according to the upcoming National Enquirer.Spears, 25, has fallen for Jason Filyaw, the 33-year-old lead guitarist of the rock band Riva, reports the tab.
ìBritney adores Jason,î a friend of Jacksonís told the Enquirer. ìHeís been a tower of strength for her at the lowest point in her life. Sheís convinced Jason can help her through rehab because as an alcoholic, heís been through the same thing.î
Spears emails and phones Filyaw constantly, according to the report, and the two have pet names for one another: he calls her Sugar, Kitten and My Lady; she calls him Mr. Secret Underground Guy and J-Sun.
Filyaw, when contacted by the Enquirer, said, ìI have nothing to say about this.î
J-Sun. Clever, Brit-Knee. But this all sounds a little familiar. Former child star who was highly desirable and beautiful has a couple marriages, finds love of fried food, bloats up, finds love of booze, goes to rehab, meets totally unfamous and down-to-earth fellow alchy, falls in love, gets married at Neverland (Bubbles does make a fantastic ring bearer), lives happily ever after for five years. We're not saying that modeling yourself after Liz Taylor is necessarily a bad thing (and it's not like we didn't see it coming; Britney will weigh more than Liz ever has by the time she's thirty), and at least Britney went in the opposite direction hairwise. To illustrate:
Jason Filyaw:
Find vintage Britney at MrSkin.com.
