It might seem like a lifetime and a couple hundred Jay Leno jokes ago that Britney Spears flashed her cooter all up in our faces, but it's been little more than a week since our innocence was forever lost. But it's not Brit's fault, y'all. When you mix eight prescription drugs with five kinds of liquor, you're bound to forget something. And panties are way less important than, say, the Kevin Federline voodoo doll she keeps in her purse.
In Touch reports:
On November 27 Britney dined at Dan Tanaís restaurant in West Hollywood – where she was also spotted carrying a glass of red wine out to her car before taking the wheel – and during a visit to the powder room a fellow diner caught a glimpse inside her handbag.
The source told In Touch Weekly magazine: ìIt looked like a pharmacy in there – I have never seen so many pills.
ìThere was a bottle of Paxil, an antidepressant, and a bottle of Xanax, which treats anxiety, that she took out and put on the counter.î
The directions for both these drugs state they should not be mixed with alcohol.
Is it really any surprise that the girl's depressed and anxious? Her only friend in the world is a herpes-ridden Real Doll come to life and instead of "Would you still boink her?" the question most asked these days when her name comes up is which nickname has a better ring to it, Twatney or Slitney?
See Britney's more demure side at MrSkin.com.
