Britney Spears Turns Mercedes into Very Expensive Changing Table

No one has ever accused Britney Spears of being classy. So Britney pulling over to the side of the road to change a poopy diaper while the paparazzi look on doesn't really faze us. Celebitchy reports:

On Mother’s Day in Malibu Britney Spears made the wise decision to pull over to the side of the road and change her older son Sean Preston’s diaper. Toddler Sean Preston, 20 months, surely could have waited until his mom was pulled over at a nearby gas station. Paparazzi surrounded Britney’s car and looked like they caused a traffic jam. I’m sure Britney doesn’t mind, she’s used to having the world stop to pay attention to whatever dumb shit she does.

At this point we're lucky that Brit hasn't taken to using the road's shoulder as her own bathroom. If we saw Britney, in person with our own eyes, hop out of her car, pull down her Underoos, squat in the dirt, and take a two-pound shit before grinning at the nearby paps and exclaiming, "Hey, y'all, I made a doody," we'd probably just say, "Aw, that's our Britney."

Oh, and if you're really, really dying to see pictures of Jayden, X17 brings you their pointillist interpretation of a baby reveal.


Britney is the shit at MrSkin.com.

Related Topics: Britney Spears, celebrity bathroom habits, celebrity offspring

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