We'd like to take this opportunity to pooh-pooh those talking head types who claim that we, as humans, can't glean anything from celebutards. Today, Britney Spears teaches us something very important that we did not know:
You can dye a weave.
Lest you think this is an old picture of beFederlined, Jayden James-incubating brunette Britney, note that that picture, via the super-tasty X17online.com, was taken Friday night. In the past, we would have said, "Hey, Britney dyed her hair. Anyway, are there any doughnuts left?", but ever since Crotchgate 2006, the world seems to analyze her every sartorial and follicular move and what it means for America. So it's our opinion that either Britney is asserting her independence with a brand new identity after casting off the Federshackles, or her weave got so matted and filthy and full of gum and bronzer and Paris juice that she had no choice other than dying it. More likely, though, is the idea of cackling supergenius Paris urging her new BFF to top off her new bald chee-chee with some ashen, lank hair, making Paris the prettiest princess in the kingdom once again.
Brit is forever blonde at MrSkin.com.
