It's a historical fact that the little toddler at the family holiday gathering who yanks up her dress and tears off her diaper, yelling, "SEE MY PEE-PEE? SEE MY PEE-PEE?" gets the most attention. Everyone knows that. However, it ceases to be cute around age 4. Britney Spears is 27. After the cut, she does that one thingie she does every day and we point it out for your entertainment.
Question.
Posting these daily pictures of Britney, with various nylon and spandex garments strewn about her person and a boob or two or three half hanging out, are they sexy? Do they hold any interest for you? When you look at them, are you titillated? Because they're starting to give us that same small feeling we get when we walk by a nursing home and see the ghostly faces of old people at the windows, waiting for visits from family that will never, ever come. Anyway, we're fast running out of "cheap-ass weave" and "LOL Britney shops at Rave" jokes.
Britney's at MrSkin.com. If you don't know that by now, you're a dick.
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She is 25 not 27
just what I was going to say spectre. she turns 26 in december
Who cares how old she really is, she's washed up trash now. Everyone would be better off if we just forgot she existed.
Britney's on a mission."See Kevin,I am so white trash enough for you".Mission accomplished.Fed-Ex says he doesn't want Brit back because eh's mentally unstable.Duh,she wants YOU BACK,Kev! If that doesn't prove she's mentally unstable,nothing does.She'd be better off with Tom Sizemore as a life coach.