Britney Spears celebrated her 25th (old hag!) birthday on Saturday the only way she knows how–by wearing a shirt as a dress. And airing out her modesty. Only this time she was covered by a pair of gossamer pantaloons, possibly the very same that she purchased the other day:
Ah, what a difference a week or so makes. If this were November 23rd and you saw that picture, you'd call your coworkers over to ogle the photo, talking about the myriad ways you would "hit" "that" and what have you, and speculating on what lurked beneath the lacy undertrimmings. Now you look at the picture and think, "C-section scar. C-section scar. C-section scar. C-section scar. C-section scar."
These panty pics are sweet and charming, making us nostalgic for a simpler time, when urchins in short pants ran up the street rolling a tire in front of them, handsome young collegiates pinned their best gals, and Britney Spears was an object of fantasy. They're kind of like The Big Chill and Billy Joel's "Keepin' the Faith" all wrapped up into one set of undie shots.
Oh, and there's video, too. However, it paints a less alluring portrait than the still shots. Unless you have a groin-bendingly intense fetish for women who waddle around like your Aunt Crystal in her Isotoner slippers after hemmorhoid surgery. We sure do!
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