As far as we know, Britney Spears hasn't felt a ding-a-ling tickle her baldy thing in quite some time. And Daddy Jamie Spears seems to be a smart man. He knows that if he doesn't hunt down some dick for his darling daughter, she'll go out trolling for it herself. And her results thus far haven't been too favorable. So instead of letting Brit bring home some be-mulleted carny she found at Safeway, he's setting her up on dates. According to Pop Crunch:
In Touch is reporting that Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden, who split from Paris Hilton less than a month ago, is secretly dating the socialiteís on-again/off-again pal, Britney Spears.Just for the bitch fight thatíll break out once the news hits Parisí ears, letís hope this is one piece of tabloid dish with a grain of truth.
ìTheyíve been on a few dates,î a snitch close to Madden revealed in the December 29 edition of the tab. ìThey met once at The Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills for dinner in a hotel suite.î
So far, things are blossoming smoothly for the rumored lovers.
ìShe appears to like Benji a lot, and he seems to really like her.î
And youíll never guess how the two met.
According to the In Touch spy, Britneyís manager worked with Papa Jamie Spears to create a list of potential boyfriends for the pop icon. In addition to Benji, the list also included Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford, actor Jesse Metcalf, and Olympian Michael Phelps.
ìLarry made some phone calls and Benji ended up being the most interested in being fixed up.î
Larry wants to use Benji and Britneyís burgeoning new romance to promote her new album and forthcoming world tour.
ìHe plans to make a big, splashy announcement to help publicize her upcoming tour.î
We strongly believe that the success of a Hollywood couple is based solely on their celebrity hybrid name, so we're certain that Britji will be together for many long years.
(Since Britney and Benji haven't been photographed together yet, we thought we'd spread a little Spears-themed holiday cheer/product endorsement via the picture above. Mmmmm. Who doesn't love a nice cold Pepsi with their stollen on Christmas morning?)
