It may just be that Britney Spears has finally turned a corner and is looking towards her future, and to a career beyond just cooing in a Pebbles Flintstone voice over a Casio backbeat. TMZ reports that Britney has filled out a job application:
A court-ordered-sober Britney Spears applied for a new job on Thursday as a … wait for it … bartender!!
Sources inside the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, Calif. tell TMZ Brit checked in Thursday and at around 10:30 PM went downstairs and started talking with a bartender.
We're told Spears told the bartender she wanted to do what she did — then asked for and obtained an application from the night manager to work in the hotel's "Cameo Bar."
Britney Spears manning a bar. That would be quite a case of the lunatics taking over the asylum. Or maybe the hyenas running the zoo. Or maybe Deceptacons taking over the world. Or giant cyclopses taking over Lilliput. Or killer bees invading Greenland. Or Vogue featuring knee-skimming hemlines for fall. Or that one weird guy who's married to Zsa Zsa Gabor being promoted to the head of radiology at the University of Chicago Medical Center. Yes, it's just like that.
Britney shows it off at MrSkin.com.
