Jayden Is a Filterless Reds Kind of Baby

Every time we vow to stop being so hard on Britney, every time we try to get away from the relentless snarkery and wisecracking, she just pulls us back in. This weekend, Britney dressed up as Fred Flintstone and enjoyed some quiet time at her home with her Federbabies Sean P and J.J. Her kids have a pretty sweet sandbox/playhouse setup, but although they may be in Malibu, you just can't take the Kentwood out of those boys, who prefer diapers and mom's cigs as toys. Here are pictures of Jayden getting that first sweet feel of a Marlboro soft pack in his hands, as well as a look at Britney's new bodyguard/nanny. Is he aware of all the "Britney Cheetos LOL" jokes and decided to wear that shirt as a tongue in cheek F U to paparazzi, or is he just that dangerously cheesy?