Britney Spears Still Enemy of Intimate Wear

Sorry, friends of CelebNewsWire. Seriously, sorry about this. When faced with the prospect of posting these pictures of Britney Spears in a pink wig heading to a Los Angeles area Starbucks, her fluffy black skirt doing a half-assed (har!) job of concealing her curiously magenta chair cheeks, we looked for an alternative, honest we did. We wanted to post something a little gentler, a little kinder, a little softer to the eyeballs, on this early Tuesday morning. But unfortunately, we could not get a release for the photos of Donald Trump pissing on a pile of decapitated and disemboweled orphans and were unable to procure rights to shots of a baby panda on fire, screaming in agony, so Britney ass it is. Clicky clicky.



Honestly, we probably didn't have to hide these under a cut. Ass or no, they're terrifically unsexy, and thus safe for work. This is probably the only time you can look at butt shots on your work computer, and you boss will pass by and say, "Is that . . . is that an ass? Oh, wait, it's just Britney Spears. Fine, fine. Have that Johnson file on my desk by noon."

Britney shows it off at MrSkin.com.