Comments on: Britney Spears Scares off Alicia Silverstone http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/britney_spears_alicia_silverstone_how_i.html Latest Celebrity News & Gossip Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:01:09 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: CelebNewsWire http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/britney_spears_alicia_silverstone_how_i.html/comment-page-1#comment-1746 CelebNewsWire Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:37:04 +0000 http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=17533#comment-1746 <strong>Britney Spears Misses Her Exciting Frappuccino-Hunting Lifestyle</strong> Aside from finally landing a job and being stalked by a dildo, Britney Spears has been pretty much MIA lately. She hasn't caused any paparazzi car crashes, we haven't heard rumors about the occupation of her womb in at least a week, and we have no ide... Britney Spears Misses Her Exciting Frappuccino-Hunting Lifestyle

Aside from finally landing a job and being stalked by a dildo, Britney Spears has been pretty much MIA lately. She hasn't caused any paparazzi car crashes, we haven't heard rumors about the occupation of her womb in at least a week, and we have no ide…

]]> By: didia http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/britney_spears_alicia_silverstone_how_i.html/comment-page-1#comment-1745 didia Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:43:21 +0000 http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=17533#comment-1745 Well, all I can say is that if you've ever wanted to be Britney's gynecologist, here's some stuff to help you study for the test. Britney has finally flashed everything. This photographer needs some type of award named after him, because either Britney just sat there with her legs spread for ten minutes or the photographer bent space and time to know exactly where to point his camera. It's Britney, so I'm going to have to say the first one, because it's hard to be the "stupid one" in a car with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Britney has managed to do that in two weeks. If Britney was any dumber she'd be wearing a helmet and sucking her thumb. Well, all I can say is that if you've ever wanted to be Britney's gynecologist, here's some stuff to help you study for the test. Britney has finally flashed everything. This photographer needs some type of award named after him, because either Britney just sat there with her legs spread for ten minutes or the photographer bent space and time to know exactly where to point his camera. It's Britney, so I'm going to have to say the first one, because it's hard to be the "stupid one" in a car with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Britney has managed to do that in two weeks. If Britney was any dumber she'd be wearing a helmet and sucking her thumb.

]]> By: didia http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/britney_spears_alicia_silverstone_how_i.html/comment-page-1#comment-1744 didia Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:40:56 +0000 http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=17533#comment-1744 Pink Is the New Blog reports that Silverstone bowed out because her reps (understandably) feared she would be overshadowed by Spears, who, per my sources, will play an assistant to the dermatologist now being portrayed by Chalke. As a result, I'm hearing Mother bosses Carter Bays and Craig Thomas have reconceived the female doc character. Originally slated to appear in multiple episodes, she'll now be in just one ó mostly because that's all Chalke's schedule will allow. The diminished screen time would also seem to eliminate any hope there was of her being Ted's future yellow-umbrella-carrying wife (aka the "Mother"). But Mother still has big plans for Silverstone. "[Bays and Thomas] love Alicia," whispers my mole, "and they intend to create another character for her." All of this begs a critical question: Is Spears worth the headache? Provided she brings in enough viewers to get Mother off CBS' endangered list, I reckon she is! Wait, Britney Spears is playing a dermatologist's assistant? Do the writers know what a dermatologist does? Did they choose that particular profession after dismissing the possibility of Brit playing a weavologist's assistant as too unbelievable? Pink Is the New Blog reports that Silverstone bowed out because her reps (understandably) feared she would be overshadowed by Spears, who, per my sources, will play an assistant to the dermatologist now being portrayed by Chalke. As a result, I'm hearing Mother bosses Carter Bays and Craig Thomas have reconceived the female doc character. Originally slated to appear in multiple episodes, she'll now be in just one ó mostly because that's all Chalke's schedule will allow. The diminished screen time would also seem to eliminate any hope there was of her being Ted's future yellow-umbrella-carrying wife (aka the "Mother").

But Mother still has big plans for Silverstone. "[Bays and Thomas] love Alicia," whispers my mole, "and they intend to create another character for her."

All of this begs a critical question: Is Spears worth the headache? Provided she brings in enough viewers to get Mother off CBS' endangered list, I reckon she is!
Wait, Britney Spears is playing a dermatologist's assistant? Do the writers know what a dermatologist does? Did they choose that particular profession after dismissing the possibility of Brit playing a weavologist's assistant as too unbelievable?

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