Absence makes the heart grow fonder, and since it's been nigh on six days since we've typed the name "Britney Spears", let us take a look and see what Her Weavishness has been up to this holiday season. It's from News of the World, so it's most definitely horseshit, but it's entertaining horseshit nonetheless: she's planning to adopt twins from China.
The desperate singer has told friends she's in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with the move very soon.
This latest twist in the Britney saga comes after the recent news that hubby Kevin Federline has been given full custody of the children Sean Preston, two, and one-year-old Jayden James.
Friends feel that Britney has decided to adopt the two six-year-old tots from China in a frantic bid to fill the void left by losing her sons to K-Fed.
Ah, the logic of Britney Spears. Hey, it worked for her last week when she accidentally dropped her Fun Dip into the pool and then filled the tragic void by adopting a cute new set of Little Debbie Zebra Cakes. Because she eats crap, get it????
Britney shows it off at MrSkin.com.
