Pregnant with a Smoke Baby

Now, normally when blogs and other media outlets post pictures of celebrities with a fourth of an inch of slightly puffy lower abdomen that may or may not be a waistband with the headline "BUMP ALERT!!!!!!", we take a certain glee in calling them out on their folly. But these pictures of Britney Spears, spangled Ed Hardy wifebeater straining over a terrifyingly gravid gut . . . we have no excuses. According to The Daily Mail:

She was snapped cradling her swollen-looking stomach on a shopping trip [in L.A. over the weekend]. Dressed casually in tracksuit bottoms and a T-shirt, the mother-of-two was seen placing a protective hand over her bulging tummy.

Seeing how the only action Britney's been getting lately is K-Fed phone sex marathons, we doubt she's really pregnant. Unless you can get pregnant from the phone. Which, knowing these two, is actually entirely possible. God knows that those two times Federline told Britney she couldn't make a baby by sitting on a tractor in her swimsuit or doing it in the butt, he was sadly mistaken. The almost inhumanly powerful fertility between a rural Louisiana girl and her and her bong-loving wigger swain cannot be confined to just vaginal conception.





Britney shows it off at MrSkin.com.