It's good to know that while Britney Spears is embroiled in a bitter divorce and custody battle, is being investigated on child abuse claims, and is dealing with her career being flushed down the crapper, she's keeping focused on the important things. Like making sure that mean old Paris Hilton gets her just desserts. And if Britney loves anything in this crazy world, it's desserts. According to our gossip sensei, Female First, Brit is threatening to leak some photos of Paris twaddling uvulas with some girl:
A source said: "Britney and her pals wrote to Paris and told her they are hearing rumours of a new sex-tape scandal. The letter also claims the tape shows footage of Paris locking lips with one of Britney's female friends at a party. It warns Paris that if she continues being rude to people, the footage will be leaked online."
How perfectly diabolical. Britney, you mad genius. A picture of Paris Hilton pecking the lips of a female friend! That will surely wipe that wonk-eyed grin right off her face and drag her chaste reputation through the mud. Perhaps next, Britney will threaten to expose Tara Reid as a drinker of alcoholic beverages, or release illicit photographs of Amy Winehouse smoking a cigarette. No one is safe from the vigilantism of Britney Jean Spears. Street justice has a new name. And it's "Weavetracks McGee".
Britney shows it off at MrSkin.com.
And Paris is there, doing more than kissing.
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This is just not true, Paris was seen online by the paps going to Britney's house on Sunday with birthday gifts for her.
she got divorced, I feel very sad. but it is said that she has another guy and there are more photos about them on tallfriends.com/photo/tallgirlhiven. and now I think she is disgusting.
Oddly stupido Britney was the female Parasite was kissing.. D'oh!