Cause and effect was big in the second grade. An entire month was dedicated to it. Our Grinch-like teacher, Mrs. Pinder, spent hours outlining the idea. “Drinking milk is the CAUSE, healthy bones is the EFFECT,” we dutifully wrote in our notebooks. And when the time came to take our CTBS tests, we cleaned the fuck UP on that section, so it is with some degree of expertise that we point out this new Britney Spears pic to your left. The cause is in her left hand. The effect is something you can see beginning to happen slightly above. After the NSFW cut, see what went down.
Words fail. How many times have we mocked Britney’s sartorial blunders? And how many more times can we point out the Axl weave, the near-constant stains and dribbles, the bronzer, the unfortunate accessories, the curious way her face seems to be sliding down towards her neck, as if to make its escape? Frankly, we’re tired of ragging on Britney. We’ve seen so many pictures of her looking like a funny bag lady who just went through the dumpster in back of the Charlotte Russe that we’ve decided to embrace her look. Embrace it and promote it. Today we’re wearing a trucker hat that says, “When Mama Ain’t Happy Ain’t Nobody Happy” in glitter, a bra with the price tag still on (very Minnie Pearl, girls!), a crocheted dress with a hole in it from Dollar Daze down on Archer, and a pair of those high-heeled Timberlands from the ’90s. We’re definitely not showing this, though:
Nor are we doing anything like this:
Photos from a number of sources, including X17, IDontLikeYouInThatWay, and INFDaily.com.
And you can see Brit looking a bit less Geri Jewell at MrSkin.com.
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