On November 30, magic will happen. No, you will not create the ultimate Thanksgiving leftover sandwich when you put the yams between the turkey and the cranberry sauce (though that's likely to happen as well). The tell-all Britney Spears documentary called Britney: for the Record will air on MTV. And for the record, she sees her life "as a prison", she knows that doing the cabbage patch is better than Cymbalta, and she admits that her marriage to K-Fed was a mistake. Hindsight is 20/20, yes? According to our personal gossip divorce attorney, FemaleFirst, Brit says,
"I think I married for the wrong reasons. Instead of following my heart and doing what made me really happy, I just did it for the sake of the idea of everything."
Hey, Britney, it's OK. At first, it's all fluttering hearts and romance, swept away by a rakish grin under a mop of cornrows and the swagger tucked inside stonewashed man shants. It's hard to resist the wiles after a few wake and bake sessions, and before you know it, you have a ring on your finger, a shaved head, and a negative bank account because your spouse spent two million on a blinged out set of sapphire and ruby rims that read "Pimp Daddy G". It's OK, we've all been there.
Britney Spears sexy pics are at MrSkin.com.
