Britney Hustles Panties from Hustler

In awesome news: Britney's lackey texted Ryan Seacrest and swears that the papule-farming pop mess is absolutely not pregnant. In even awesomer news: she went pantsless in a Hustler store! US Weekly scoops the poop:

Shortly before 1 a.m. on November 18, Britney Spears entered the X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood.

Spears loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees "told her they don't allow people to try on underwear," a source at the scene says. "She was really upset . . . She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes."

At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boy shorts in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on.

An eyewitness tells Us, "The employees kept saying 'Don't change out here!' She's just like, 'Well, I couldn't take them in the fitting room!' It was like dealing with a child."

Spears' tantrum only continued. "The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card," the source tells Us. As payback, "on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!"

We're actually more surprised by the fact that Hustler stores are such discerning establishments of hygiene, grace, and demureness that one is not allowed to test drive their drawers. As for Britney's behavior, BFD. For the past year and a half, her reaction to any situation (exiting a car, dancing at a club, standing before a judge) has been to whip off her drawers and sling her beav lips around like a couple of color guard flags.


Britney isn't pantsless at MrSkin.com, but she's close.