Following in Vince Vaughn's bloated, Jim Beam-scented footprints of hooking up with a Muggle is everyone's favorite flavor of sloppy, Miss Britney Spears. Stories running in both Star and The Sun have Brit making it with an extra named Mike Encinias from her recent video shoot. Quoth The Sun:
Britneyís assistant hand-picked Mike and a group of male pals to go to her hotel for drinks by the pool. Mike explained: ìBritney was drinking Mojitos and sheíd been drinking some Jack Danielís. Suddenly she shocked everyone by just stripping out of her top. She went into the pool topless – her boobs were exposed and she had a drink in her hand and a hat on with sunglasses.î
Yeah, at this point, Britney stripping down is about as shocking as Pete Doherty getting busted for crack. To read what happened to this nubile babe-in-the-woods after he was led down into the depths of Britney's shorn mantrap, peep under the cut.
Mike says he kissed Britney after her assistant told him the singer wanted to ìmake outî with him. He said: ìShe straddled me and put her legs around me. When I started kissing her I did everything in my power – from my previous experience of kissing girls – not to mess it up. Britney had more drinks – she was having Jack and more Mojitos in between me feeling her up, her boobs, and kissing her on her neck.
ìHer body was very nice. It was sexual and sensual kissing. It took some effort to perfect. She is a great kisser – Iíd actually say a phenomenal kisser.î
Mike was invited back to Britneyís suite once the party was over at 4am. He said: ìI went in and found Britney lying on the bed with her knees up and just a pair of pink panties on. She was looking like she was ready – and I wanted to finalise it.î
He was planning to spend the rest of the night in her bed ó until one of his friends collapsed and nearly drowned from all the booze he had downed. Britneyís bodyguards stepped in and ordered Mike to take his mate home. Mike added: ìIn the end we had to say our goodbyes.î
Considering the fact that every time Britney hooks up with norms, she ends up marrying them, we'd say poor old Mike here got off by the skin of his teeth. When it comes down to
1. Seeing Britney "presenting" but getting cockblocked at the last minute by a drunk pal, escaping with a few mouth sores and a hangover, OR
2. Being forever saddled with Federlinian sloppy seconds, having Britney nudge you in the middle of the night with a press-on nail, grunting, "Go find mama's lollipops", a life of trying to pay your rent in Camel Cash
the choice is clear.
Britney shows it off at MrSkin.com.
