Our traffic's been through the roof the past few days. This might be the result of our beautiful new makeover (Lordy, but that Botox hurt; however, don't we look just like Nicole Kidman now?), or it might be due to the fact that we've been plastering the site with photographs of the meaty door through which the babies Federspears entered this dimension. Today, we're feeling a little empty and unfulfilled, as it appears that Britney has decided to tuck her business back into the pants from whence it came. This might have something to do with the fact that yesterday afternoon, she treated herself to a $3000 underwear shopping spree. Or maybe she fashioned a jaunty diaper out of those paper towels she bought at CVS.
Could the terrifying three-day reign of Britney's vagina be over already? Are we serfs freed from its barking, despot-like rule? TMZ.com reports a possible reason for lack of lady parts:
Spears charged up a camisole and thong for $1315, a bustier and thong for $510, a black corset and matching red thong for $300, and a yellow bra and thong for $333, among other things. So many thongs, so little time!
Britney, who's a 36C, came in with a female friend, tried on everything she bought and was overheard saying "I could live here."
Aw. Isn't it cute when someone gets introduced to a foreign concept, like undergarments and the wearing of them, and they're so charmed that they want to immerse themselves in it? At this point, Britney Spears living in an underwear store is like Nicole Richie living in a Cracker Barrel.
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