The Hollywood Poop

You're In Flavor Country

britney_spears_smoking_bikini_baby_1.jpgWhen you were a lad, your favorite toys were Bristle Blocks, Popples, and Construx. The Federspears boys, Jayden James and Sean Preston, also have their favorite toys: menthol lights, filterless 100s, and Zippo. Almost exactly one year ago, pics surfaced of little Jayden poking a sticky, chubby little finger into the soft pack of Mama's lollipops like they were a blob of glow in the dark Play-doh. Today, Sean too learns the fun of Marlboro Reds–they're just like pick-up sticks, only you can eat them! Plus they come with a colorful plastic bonus toy that emits sparkles! Indeed, Britney, there is no better way to celebrate losing full custody of your children than stuffing yourself into a bikini and letting your child play with lighters. But hey, it could be worse. Look on the bright side! She could be wearing nothing but a strap-on and Sean could be on fire. The glass is always half full with us!

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Britney shows it off at MrSkin.com.

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  1. CSI
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 7:04 am | Permalink

    Never mind little JJ or SP – look at Brit. She looks hot. Not toned like in her heyday, but nonetheless very nice indeed.

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