Prince once urged us all to party as if it were the year 1999. CelebNewsWire takes most of its cues from the doily-clad dwarf, so after masturbating with a magazine and Batdancing, we would like to invite you to ogle new pictures of Britney Spears and Jennifer Aniston in bikinis, just like it was 1999. Oh, it was a simpler time then. Before the head-shaving, before Brangelina. We were playing Sega Dreamcast, Gene Siskel departed this world, and we all fell in love with a zany card named Jar Jar Binks. And Jen and Brit were America’s #1 sex symbols. So look at these shots because they make a nice companion while you’re downloading “Bailamos” on Napster.
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I LOVE Batdancing! I also enjoy a little Lemon Crush and the occasional Electric Chair.
She has a nice body