Here’s the thing, see. Kevin Federline is famous because he married Britney Spears. Without her he’d be begging for a job as a dishwasher at Perkins. But what happens after they split? She starts putting on some pounds and her whole life is basically ruined. Then he puts on way, way more pounds and he’s offered $2.5 million dollars to lose it. This just doesn’t seem fair. According to Radar Online:
Federline is reportedly considering an endorsement deal with a company called EP-2 (Extreme Physical Performance). The source said the former back up dancer has been offered $2.5 million to become the new face of the fat-burning tool which is set to hit over 1,400 GNC stores.
While a rep for Federline has yet to comment, a spokesperson for EP-2 confirmed to RadarOnline.com: “Yes, we’re trying to do a deal with him, but nothing has been confirmed yet.”
$2.5 million. We’re just going to sit here and let you digest that information. (Dooo dooo dooo, puppydog tails and pussy willows and unicorn horns, dooo dooo dooo.) OK now. $2.5 million. Meanwhile Britney has been out there working her ass off to get all hot again (just look at the evidence here, it’s impressive) because she can’t make any money until she’s in top fighting form. But you know, maybe there’s a lesson here. If Kevin can rake in that kind of cash just for bettering himself, maybe that sort of incentive could work to better humanity as a whole. Throw a hundred grand at really, really stupid people to go to college, but make sure they don’t collect until they’ve made a really significant contribution to civilization, like inventing the next Snuggie.
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Like the damned Bunny, this guy never stops going. Or her, for that matter. Now if only we could pay both of them a few million never to appear in public ever again. Money well invested, I’d say.