As promised we're back with another report on who's taking off their tops in the Great White North at the 2006 Toronto Film Festival. And in this round a couple of career nudists have stepped up to the plate to help you score a home run–even if the only mitt there to catch you is your own hand.
If you were a fifteen-year-old girl in 2001 you will remember Kerry Washington from her Save the Last Dance . . . uh, fame? Is fame the word we're looking for here? You're probably more likely to remember her from her T&A exposure in Sexual Life or her breast flash in Spike Lee's ode to lesbians getting knocked up by a very lucky dude She Hate Me. Now thanks to The Last King of Scotland you'll have another memory of this luscious mocha lady's naked body, specifically her ass. And if that's not enough to keep you in your seat until the one-hour-fifteen-minute mark, there are some anonymous breasts peppered throughout to keep you well spiced.
Juliette Binoche comes from a lovely breed–French women who love to drop their duds. Americans probably know her breast from her flashes in The English Patient or The Unbearable Lightness of Being, or perhaps from her unexplainably non-nude appearances in Chocolat or Trois couleurs: Bleu. Breaking and Entering brings the maturing mama back to the skin side after a four-year absence with a nice display of all three B's. The film also offers a panty-clad Robin Wright Penn and a view of Vera Farmiga's left breast as she offers it up to Jude Law. Apparently Vera never saw those pictures of his teeny wiener.
In our last report we brought you the sad news of Kate Winslet's naked body being covered from the camera's peering lens in All the King's Men, but today we have much better news: The workhorse of English naked lassies is back in the skin game after taking a few years off to raise her family. But she's keeping it family friendly–at least in the title–with Little Children. Kate's nudity, however, is simply glandly friendly. She displays nice T&A during lots and lots of sex. As an added bonus there are topless photos of Sarah Buxton displayed on a computer screen and skin favorite Jennifer Connelly gives up a quick underwear flash.
This concludes the Breaking Nudes portion of our broadcast; we will now return to our regularly scheduled program of "Is that her nipple or not? C'mon, we've gotta know!" and Lindsay Lohan being rushed–rushed I tells ya–to the hospital, again.
If you can't wait for these films to hit your local multiplex, head over to MrSkin.com. If you start with Juliette Binoche you'll be there for a loooong time.
