For the past week some of our most eagle-eyed boob afficianadoes have been braving the dangerous streets of Toronto, bugging out their eyes at film after film searching for those wayward nips and flashes of gash. And boy did they ever find some.
We know you've been waiting for Anne Hathaway's nude scenes in Havoc for about eleven years now, but this fall will bring a double dose of Anne's apples, as she also gets topless in the upcoming gay cowboy flick Brokeback Mountain. And if that's not enough for you, there's also a flash of boob when Michelle Williams has sex with her real-life sweetie Heath Ledger.
Another highly anticipated film, The Notorious Bettie Page, was screened in Toronto, and you won't be disappointed with the results. As Bettie Page, Gretchen Mol spends a good deal of the movie looking vintage sexy and even throws in some full-frontal nudity to please all those Bettie fans.
We recently reported on Atom Egoyan's new film, Where the Truth Lies, receiving an NC-17 rating due to a graphic three-way sex scene. The film includes first-time breasts from Rachel Blanchard and Alison Lohman (she shows buns too), along with breasts from Kristin Adams and full-frontal nudity from Rebecca Davis. With that much nudity, we can even forgive the fact that that threesome includes two meaty dudes.
Claire Danes has a habit of providing only a tiny bit of nudity in some of her movies (it helps her seem like a serious actress without getting all ChloÎ Sevigny). This is her modus operandi in the Steve Martin novella-turned-film Shopgirl, where she only gives us a look at the tush (although it's said to be a great view and not just some sliver of asscrack).
As for the rest, there was plenty for every taste. Emmanuelle BÈart shows her breasts (again) in L'Enfer. Maria Bello shows all three B's in A History of Violence. Tanja Reichert, Michelle Monaghan, and Shannyn Sossamon all show breasts in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. The L Word's Lauren Lee Smith shows breasts and bush while masturbating, giving and receiving oral sex, and otherwise having fun in Lie with Me. The Quiet has Mrs. Soprano Edie Falco getting topless and somehow not getting any attention (it also has Elisha Cuthbert teasing in bra and panties). Shadowboxer may not have much in the way of female nudity of note, but it does have Stephen Dorff's penis (!) and a sex scene between Cuba Gooding Jr. and classy Brit Helen Mirren. Little Ronnie Howard's little girl, Bryce Dallas Howard, gets full-frontal (with buns) in Manderlay (but we told you about that months ago). And for all you sci-fi geeks, Star Trek babe Jolene Blalock shows boobs and buns (and has sex with both Ray Liotta and Mekhi Phifer) in Slow Burn.
Phew! That's a lot of damn titties. Looks like it's going to be a hot winter.