Oft-maligned dowager Anna Nicole Smith has reportedly been hospitalized in Florida after she was found "unresponsive" in her hotel room. Paramedics were allegedly spotted performing CPR on Anna as she was taken away. This new development comes hot on the heels of ANS being ordered to submit her love child to a paternity test by February 21. And we thought it was going to be a slow news day!
UPDATE: According to posters on the MiamiHerald.com message boards, "It does not look good". Well, maybe it needs to go back on TrimSpa. Hi-yoooooo! But seriously, Anna, don't die or nuthin'. We'd have nothing to write about!
UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: Anna has died. We cannot properly express our sadness, so here's an emoticon. 
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