From the mind and hands of the man who brought us the magnificent, hair-raising artistic works "Britney Spears Births Sean Preston" and "Suri Cruise's First Turd" comes a new sculpture depicting Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, and Angelina Jolie engaged in a threesome. The piece will be lovingly cast in bronze, because you just can't capture the teeth-gritted expression hatefucking brings about with marble or clay.
The artist, a budding Rodin named Daniel Edwards, is said to be hard at work getting the "X-rated" piece ready to unveil. A highly dubious source (this person knows all three stars and their reactions to the rumored sculpture?) told the London Daily Star:
"(Jolie and Aniston) are horrified by the work and will go to any lengths to prevent it from being exhibited. That includes teaming up against Daniel. But Brad doesnít seem to be bothered by the threesome portrayal at all."
Hm, the two most popular actresses in America. Bitter enemies banding together to fight a man depicting the two of them engaged in sexual activity. The man caught between them bemused, unconcerned, possibly titillated. This sounds suspiciously like the wishful thinking of, oh, every heterosexual male ever. Or a cable thriller called Night Possession.
Angelina sans bronze, and clothes, at MrSkin.com
Ms. Aniston's also there, also naked.
And MaleStars.com has allll your Brad needs covered. Or uncovered.
