A new biography of Marlon Brando is about to cause more ripples than, well, Marlon Brando in a swimming pool, because it features a photo of the acting legend enjoying a bit of the beej with another dude. Did you like our "Marlon Brando is fat" joke? Bet you've never heard one of those before. God! We are so terrifically innovative!
The book is called Brando Unzipped (class-ay!) by Darwin Porter, but the polesmoking image is being played down. To the New York Daily News, spokesperson Danforth Prince (that's a real person's name? Is he a distant cousin of Richie Rich?) said of the photo:
"We ran it at a tasteful two inches by one and three-quarter inches on page 404."
We are in love with the fact that he used the terms "tasteful" and "inches" when discussing a picture of our generation's greatest actor huffing dong.
Don't quote us on this, but this may or may not be the image in question. Oh, and if you click on that link and you're at work, you'll probably be fired. Unless your boss and coworkers are pretty blasÈ when it comes to photos of the Godfather with a penis in his mouth. But whose aren't?
More pics of Mr. Brando are at MaleStars.com.
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