We have long suspected that Zahara Jolie-Pitt has a wicked sense of humor in addition to her low bullshit tolerance. She's a master at making funny faces and is far more interesting than scowling pre-punk Maddox or too-new-for-a-personality-assignment Pax. Sure, she'll never be as marshmallowy and bitable as Shiloh, but her biological parents were mere humans and not super beautiful and amazing gods among mortals, so she's making due with what she was given. Just look at this here picture (click on it and it gets big, just like a wiener). At some point during her stroll through the park she must have looked at the box of Nerds she was undoubtedly munching on and gotten an idea: "I should lick a couple of these to get them all sticky and slide them under Daddy Braddy's shirt. That'll look funny." You are a sly one, Zahara.
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I love nerds …