Unfortunately-mustachioed heartthrob Brad Pitt has a confession: He is totally OK with your bodily functions. Piss and shit in front of him. It's fine. Go ahead, do it. He won't mind. He'll probably just reach for a wet nap. Or at least ring for a nanny or a housekeeper to clean it up while he practices lines in the mirror. "I love you, darling, but I'm being shipped off to Germany tomorrow. The love we share tonight will have to last for, oh, so many years." Because we're hoping that Brad's current choice of facial hair is for a harrowing tale of love during wartime, possibly based on a Hemingway short story. If he just thinks it looks cool, dude's got problems. Anyway, poop. He loves it. Reports our own Army wife, FemaleFirst:
Brad Pitt is "impervious to poo, snot, urine and vomit".The 'Ocean's Thirteen' actor – who raises six children with partner Angelina Jolie – revealed becoming a father has toughened him up and ensured he can cope with anything.
He said: "I'm tough as nails. I'm impervious to poo, snot, urine, vomit. You can't get me. You cannot break me down."
Ah, we get it now! That's not a mustache; Knox must've wiped a bit of doody on Daddy's face and Brad's just been too busy to wipe it off.
